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Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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