I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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