I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
false alarm. still invincible.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
i would one night stand the shit outta him
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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