She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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