There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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