Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
