love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
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