last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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