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• (716): View more from New York

  So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?

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  I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her

  (716): View more from New York

  Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild

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• (863): View more from Florida

  Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  wrong number but thanks

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• (407): View more from Florida

  i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors

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• (206): View more from Washington

  No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together

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  A true beacon of hope in these dark times

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!

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• (310): View more from California

  They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing

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• (561): View more from Florida

  My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  no offense but you looked like shit yesterday

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  tequila is unforgiving..

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time

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