Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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