Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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