We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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