go do what you do best...puke behind churches
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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