:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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