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is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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