there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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