the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live