it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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