it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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