I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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