There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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