also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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