The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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