Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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