you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
He felt like a one man threesome
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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