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He asked to "fluff my boner.."

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can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?

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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.

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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome

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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.

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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.

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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro

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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.

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He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.

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