Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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