I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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