i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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