Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
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Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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