We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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