It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We need to get me chipped asap
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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