It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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