i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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