btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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