google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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