i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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