You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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