Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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