im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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