: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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