Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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