before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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