Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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