I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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