I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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