like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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