New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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