Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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