Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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