I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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