Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
tell me about the eggs
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