WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
