Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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