do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i just had sex bonerless
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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