I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
one two three fourrrrnication!
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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