After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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