She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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