Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
