I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
It's blow job season.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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