Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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