she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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