gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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