Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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